Skips: 

• Kelly Ripa wants naked people to cover up ‘burned fruit’ penises: ‘Nobody needs to see it’ [EW]
• Sarah Jessica Parker Says She ‘Literally Couldn’t Sit’ in Her 2024 Met Gala Dress — and Didn’t Stay for Dinner, [People]
• Justin and Hailey Bieber cozy up during Hawaii vacation days after his crying selfie worried fans, [Page Six]
• Host Ariana Madix Is a ‘Hot New Bombshell Heading to the Villa’ in ‘Love Island USA’ Season 6  First Look, [ET]
• Ben Affleck steps out with son after sparking plastic surgery speculation at Tom Brady roast, [Page Six]
• Sam Smith denied at door of one Met Gala after-party, as Cardi B and Offset reunite, Jeff Bezos rolls with seven bodyguards, [Page Six]
• Gypsy Rose Blanchard shares message of ‘hope’ while showing off her plastic surgery transformation, [Page Six]
• Travis Kelce Is All Smiles in Behind-the-Scenes Videos With Niecy Nash on Ryan Murphy’s ‘Grotesquerie’ Set, [ET]
• Netflix Edits Out Kim Kardashian Getting Booed at Tom Brady Roast, [ET]
• Kate Beckinsale Dresses as Old Man in Message to Online Haters: ‘Hope It Is Less Triggering’, [People]
• Teresa Giudice details meeting Taylor Swift at Coachella: ‘Do you know who I am?’ [PageSix]
• DRAKE SHOOTING AT TORONTO HOME … Security Guard Injured [TMZ]
• BETTE MIDLER REGRETS NOT SUING LINDSAY LOHAN … Over Her Failed Sitcom [TMZ]

Main Stories:

• Jameela Jamil: [Instagram]
• Bob Iger Details “Reduced” Marvel Output: “At Most” Three Films Per Year, Two Series, [THR]
• Disney “Looking Selectively” at Licensing More Content [THR]
• Andy Cohen Finally Speaks Out on ‘Real Housewives’ Reckoning: “It’s Hurtful. But I Have No Regrets”, [THR]
• KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS ‘FREE EVERYBODY’ … During Palestine Outburst [TMZ]
• Intimacy coordinators stepping on filmmakers’ toes, Michael Douglas says, [The Telegraph]