We Sank Kourtney Kardashian’s Dolce & Gabanna Superyacht Wedding (feat. Emily Kirkpatrick)
Links: Meghan McCain Says She and RHOBH Star Erika Girardi ‘Bond Over Being Hated’ [People] Ramona Singer Alien v. Predator vibes: [Carey O’Donnell Twitter] Dave Chappelle ‘attacker’ admits he was inspired by Will Smith slap of Chris Rock at Oscars…
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Listener Letter Happy Hour: Famous Pokemon Fans, Evangelical Emos, and Sonja Sightings!
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Live! From the Crunch Wrap Carpet At Dolly Parton’s Taco Bell Musical
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Does Dr. Phil Pay Child Support to TikTok Psychologists?
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We Sank The NFT Superyacht At Bitcoin Miami 2022 (Part 2)
Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You’re in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute…
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We Sank The NFT Superyacht At Bitcoin Miami 2022 (Part 1)
Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You’re in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute…
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Rihanna is Pregnant With Drake’s Baby… Also We’re Lying
Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You’re in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute…
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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Vibes Machine Also Mints NFTs
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Will Smith Slapped Open Tinseltown’s Ancient Curse Seal
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We Replaced Pete Davidson On The Blue Origin Shuttle
We’re back with our hot topics round up this week to talk everything from Real Housewives Shakeups to Celebrity Spaceflight Drama. Links: Bravo to Reboot ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ With New Cast — and Launch Second ‘RHONY’ With…
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The Sickening Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Sister Wife Files (feat. Shamira Ibrahim)
We’re back with a super special episode featuring podcast favorite and star culture reporter Shamira Ibrahim, to discuss the wet farts let off by the three part Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion. Featuring Jen Shah’s court indictments, encrypted…
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Decoding Demi Lovato’s Cuneiform Tablets at the Euphoria Wrap Party
Hello all! We’re back with yet another episode, chock full of surprises about Barbie Ferreira, Gwyneth Paltrow, Megan Fox’s new enemy, Akon’s puzzling Ponzi scheme, and some suspicious cuneiform tablets Demi Lovato may or may not have bought from Hobby…
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Everywhere I Look There’s HGTV Interior Designers With Three First Names
Hello future friends and fellow GAGs! This is Ashlyn, first of her name, podcast producer extraordinaire, and silencer of on-air vape hits. To protect the precious little sanity Joan and Matt still have, they asked me to also watch and…
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Bored Out of My Mind Rifling Through Netflix’s Trash Cans
My name is Joan Summers and I am still bored out of my mind. Thankfully, I’ve broken into Netflix HQ and am now rifling through their trash cans. Lots of interesting stuff in these things, like the press packages they…
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Where Can We Go to Escape Utah-Based Interior Design Demons?
Welcome to Magnolia Month! Every week, we’ll share in depth reviews of just about every new show on the absolutely cursed Magnolia Network, from Fixer Upper demons Chip and Joanna Gaines. This week, Matthew has just barely survived a near…
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E4F Deep Dive: The Pickle Rick Bong Lore of Paris Hilton’s NFTs
We’re back with brand new episodes! In our latest series, we dove deep into the burgeoning celebrity NFT pyramid scheme industry, in which already rich losers jump in on a craze changing the landscape of the internet forever. From Paris…
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Bored Out of My Mind At Lisa Rinna’s Ugly Party
My name is Joan Summers and I am once again bored out of my mind. Nobody finds this very surprising, least of all me, while I sit posted up at Lisa Rinna’s disco dance lip kit party. If this entire…
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This Is How Andy Cohen Kills a Hit TV Show
On Vanderpump Rules, and the undoing of Lala Kent and James Kennedy.
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Bored Out of My Mind: The First
My name is Joan Summers, and in unsurprising news, I’m bored out of my mind. And so I’m determined to do something about it. As many of you know, I quit my job at an extremely prestigious magazine that paid…
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Society If We Cared About Straight Men
The following has been transcribed from a radio signal of unknown origin, shortly following the collapse of 21st century global civilization after Maddy Morphosis’ appearance on the international Drag Olympics.
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RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K. Is a Meditation on the Limits of an Empire
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We’re a blog now!
Everyone knows that Joan Summers was a very famous blogger making $100 million dollars a post before an evil misogynist with a venture capitalist army aimed a missile at her top-secret blogging submarine and destroyed her life forever… until now!…
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