Bored Out of My Mind Rifling Through Netflix’s Trash Cans
My name is Joan Summers and I am still bored out of my mind. Thankfully, I’ve broken into Netflix HQ and am now rifling through their trash cans. Lots of interesting stuff in these things, like the press packages they didn’t send Molly Ringwald for her birthday, and what appears to be Millie Bobby Brown’s burner phone. Let’s see what it says!
Oh, oh no. No, I couldn’t possibly write that out.
Never mind. Tinseltown is busy as usual, and I’ve found plenty other trash cans to pick through. Let’s see what else we can find, while bored out of our minds together.
I’m more interested in the card stock they chose for the Happy Birthday message. What is it made out of? One-ply toilet paper? I guess they spent all their money on the streaming rights to Riverdale season six, and had to siphon the funds from their gift budget.
Yes yes, I understand that one can control their Apple TV with the appropriate Apple cellular devices, but that’s clearly not what’s happening here. Clock the acrylic nail! Hot girls know our clickedy-clacks don’t work on iPhone screens.
Luxurious enough to pay for Instagram ads, but not luxurious enough to spring for a proper set dresser.
Her entire transformation from Instagram model and reality television star to Instagram model and pediatric nurse is genuinely incredible. Not even her co-stars on Vanderpump Rules have achieved can compare to her accomplishments. Jax is still not a NFL hockey commentator, and nobody bought Tom Sandoval’s cocktail book. Those were the two main guys of the group!