Author: Joan Summers
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Bored Out of My Mind Rifling Through Netflix’s Trash Cans
My name is Joan Summers and I am still bored out of my mind. Thankfully, I’ve broken into Netflix HQ and am now rifling through their trash cans. Lots of interesting stuff in these things, like the press packages they didn’t send Molly Ringwald for her birthday, and what appears to be Millie Bobby Brown’s […]
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Bored Out of My Mind At Lisa Rinna’s Ugly Party
My name is Joan Summers and I am once again bored out of my mind. Nobody finds this very surprising, least of all me, while I sit posted up at Lisa Rinna’s disco dance lip kit party. If this entire charade can even be described as such. It’s a new week, with lots of silly […]
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This Is How Andy Cohen Kills a Hit TV Show
On Vanderpump Rules, and the undoing of Lala Kent and James Kennedy.
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Bored Out of My Mind: The First
My name is Joan Summers, and in unsurprising news, I’m bored out of my mind. And so I’m determined to do something about it. As many of you know, I quit my job at an extremely prestigious magazine that paid me $1 million dollars a day, at which I would blog 1 million times a […]
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Society If We Cared About Straight Men
The following has been transcribed from a radio signal of unknown origin, shortly following the collapse of 21st century global civilization after Maddy Morphosis’ appearance on the international Drag Olympics.
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RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K. Is a Meditation on the Limits of an Empire
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